From: Becker To: Les Weaver Re: This little problem with the website Hey Les!
you crusty old fuck...nice work, you blew that old web site up real good, didn't you? And, yes, I couldn't agree more - you look magnificent in brown, it is your perfect color. The only thing, Les, the only thing is this: those complaints about us being too wrapped up in the web deal - those complaints, Les, that was four fucking months ago, well before your girlfriend's arraignment, for crissakes. Nowadays, Les, the word on the streets and on the shit-smeared pages of the Steely webworld is that there's not nearly enough going on on the Dan site, what with the May 98 release date a plausible enough fiction to frighten those geeks, and what with their minus lives and their computer fetishes and their bogus personas - but wait. I'm getting ahead of myself here. The point, Les, is simply that we have got to have some new stuff on this page pretty soon or there's gonna be a torchlight procession heading our way. Under the circumstances, and given the SD Webdrone's shameless abdication of duty in deference to what is laughingly referred to as the Webdrone's "real job", I have no choice but to rehire you in your previous capacity, although at a substantially reduced rate of pay (Lisa will call with the details). So look - here are a couple of items that I want to get fleshed out, pronto.
P.S.I almost forgot! During your absence, the access codes to the Executive Washroom have been changed and in fact the seniority requirements have been substantially upgraded as well. Sorry.