Ultra-Rare! Commemorative Music Trophy
Item #0000001
Music:Rock-n-Roll:Memorabilia:Depraved Spectacles:Televised:Morally Bankrupt Vainglories:Figurines

Currently Private Auction First bid Private Auction
Quantity 1, maybe 2 # of bids billions and billions
Time left Auction Ended [Bid Tally Here] Location New York City
    Country/Region USA/New York
Started Mar-19-01 22:16:51 EST  
Ends Apr-27-01 22:16:51 EST Provenance: You Don't Want To Know
Seller (Rating) moodybastard (0)
High bid TBA
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Ultra-rare commemorative trophy from self-styled "official" music honorary organization, issued to quasi-prominent and appropriately sheepish musician. Statuette approx. 4" x 4" x 16", made of unidentified metal alloy mounted on a marble base (see picture below). Inscribed. Representing as it does a craven lapse of taste, judgement and self respect on his part, the owner is eager to be rid of this appalling artifact ASAP. Cheaply made and intrinsically worthless in all important ways, this little baby will nevertheless be obscenely expensive to its next owner - making it the ultraperfect collectible icon of its age. Hefty reserve price. Note: A companion piece (identical but inscribed to owner's colleague) may possibly become available in conjunction with this statue to the discriminating and well-heeled collector whose bid demonstrates that "price is truly no object". May consider partial trade of valuable goods and services.
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