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Sad but true: not all of the e-mail sent to this site ends up posted in the mailroom. For reasons we believe you will soon understand, only a tiny fraction of incoming e-mail will ever appear online. Still, we recognize an obligation to you, the loyal SD browser, to keep you informed about what exactly you are missing. We also want to acknowledge all the fans who took the time to write in, often with wonderful sentiments, but who could not be acknowledged with a post. In this spirit, we commissioned an extensive statistical tabulation of all the e-mail received at this site since our launch date of March '96. The results of this enterprise appear sorted by category, below. |
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INFORMATIONAL QUERIES | REQUESTS FOR NOTIFICATION | REQUESTS FOR GOODS AND SERVICES
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| SUGGESTIONS AND ADVICE | PROFFERS | PERSONAL MESSAGES | MISC. FAN UTTERANCES | | MISCELLANEOUS | |
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| INFORMATIONAL QUERIES | ||
| Requests For: | ||
| 2,765 435 1,988 823 242 844 844 251 187 123 198 346 18,246 |
Titles of SD Songs Titles of non-SD Songs Lyrics to one or more SD songs Lyrics to ALL SD songs Lyrics to one or more non-SD songs Tabs or charts to one or more SD songs Tabs/charts and lyrics to one or more SD songs URL or Web location of X List of Past Gigs Set Lists for Past Gigs List of Musicians Used on X Name/Address of Musician Who Played X An Early Purchase Password |
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| Questions Regarding Outlets for Purchase of: | ||
| 3,480 1,761 367 3,876 86 378 979 |
SD Music Somebody Else's Music SD Songbooks SD Tee Shirts/Hats Other SD Items Drugs Other |
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| Questions about SD: | ||
| 756 1,789 2,071 1,428 1,105 803 2,140 2,362 |
Family Matters Personal Life Studio/Musical Sounds Instruments/Equipment Sexual Practices Culinary Habits Literary Tastes Influences and Inspirations |
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| "What Ever Happened To...?" | ||
| 3,476 2,228 876 63 248 452 6 143 83 |
Skunk Baxter Larry Carlton Rose Vela Roadie or Groupie X People No One Knows Eminem Your Waistline Your Hair Your Chops |
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| REQUESTS FOR NOTIFICATION | ||
| 9,476 7,428 876 423 152 27 2,080 14 1 49 903 |
If there is to be a
tour When there will be a tour Date and Location of next appearance in or around: - Canada - Europe - Asia - South America - Philadelphia - Kansas - Cincinnati - San Francisco - Other |
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| REQUESTS FOR GOODS AND SERVICES | ||
| 677 2 532 446 25 991 763 240 255 3 |
Autographs Picture(s) Autographed Pictures Biological Matter Autographed Biological Matter Money Instruments/Equipment Charity Appearances Interviews Sex |
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| SUGGESTIONS AND ADVICE | ||
| Suggestions/Advice About SD Music: | ||
| 2,769 4,823 7,880 9,411 892 786 1,007 3,128 2,063 459 377 48 86 196 4 |
What Music to Write How to Play It Where To Play It When To Play It Who Should Sing It How They Should Sing It What To Call It Who Should Play On It How They Should Play It Album Cover/Tour Poster Designer Engineer Caterer Lighting Technicians Sound Mixing Personnel Make-Up Artists |
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| Suggestions/Advice About Other Activities: | ||
| 12,432 12,432 9,875 11,428 876 1,088 892 5,873 1,623 76 38 3,070 2,648 80 |
Instate Early Ticket
Purchase plan immediately End Early Ticket Purchase plan immediately SD Website Content SD Website Appearance Legal Representation and Practices Personal Relationships SD Publicity/Special Events Websites to Visit Sexual Practices Medical Care Athletic Activities Bands/Plays/Movies to See Books/Magazines To Read Cosmetic Surgery |
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| PROFFERS | ||
| Proffers Of Information About: | ||
| 127 4,827 2,996 |
Whereabouts/Recent Doings
of Person X Writer's Life Story Writer's Psychological Breakdown |
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| Proffers Of Objects, Services, or Personal Effects: | ||
| 3,007 2,060 346 97 40 87 11,024 1 448 20 51 |
Songs Jokes Web Services The Writer's Girlfriend/Wife/Sister Drugs Novels "Some really neat Flash/Java for your website" Sex Pictures Clothing Biological Matter |
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| Proffers Of SD Analysis or Opinion: | ||
| 11,287 10,008 9,487 8,804 4,072 3,880 1,069 1,005 876 |
Music Lyrics Session Musicians Performances Venue Choices Ticket Prices Merchandise Box Set Politics |
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| PERSONAL MESSAGES, FROM: | ||
| 46 12 8 12 17 976 |
Journalists Ex-Girlfriends/Wives Ex-Colleagues/Employees Current Colleagues/Employees People No One Recognizes Pete Fogel |
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| MISC. FAN UTTERANCES | ||
| 18,996 18,596 17,892 16,401 15,994 12,933 10,083 9,046 8,866 9,057 7,823 4,677 5,399 2,864 5,963 8,738 1 4,872 2,847 8,710 11,414 8,943 33,789 4,981 24,981 2,994 12,476 2,376 10,942 6,977 876 212 195 3 16,874 4,980 2,844 1,349 4,552 |
"Are You
Working On A New Album?" (Variation 1) "Are You Going To Tour Again?" (Variation 1) "Are You Going To Play In City X?" (Variation 1) "Please Play In City X" (Variation 1) "When Are You Going To Play In City X Again?" (Variation 1) "Please Finish Your New Album" (Variation 1) "Please Tour Again" (Variation 1) "You/Your Music/Your Website Sucks" "You/Your Music/Your Website Rocks" "Are You Working On A New Album?" (Variation 2) "Are You Going To Tour Again?" (Variation 2) "Are You Going To Play In City X?" (Variation 2) "When Are You Going To Play In City X Again?" (Variation 2) "Why Did You Use The Name Of My Town/School/Girlfriend/ /Mother-In-Law/X In A Lyric?" "Why Didn't You Use The Name Of My Town/School/Girlfriend/ /Mother-In-Law/X In A Lyric?" "Your Music Rocks But Your Website Sucks" "Your Website Rocks But Your Music Sucks" "Please Finish Your New Album" (Variation 2) "Please Tour Again" (Variation 2) "Are You Working On A New Album?" (Variation 3) "Please Play In City X" (Variation 2) "Are You Going To Play In City X?" (Variation 3) "Love Your Music" "Please Do Not Ever Play In Venue X Again" "When Are You Going To Play In City X Again?" (Variation 3) "Your Music Has Changed My Life" "Are You Going To Tour Again?" (Variation 3) "The History Of My Fandom" "I Have Named My Child/Car/Boat/Company/Pet After You/One Of Your Songs" "Are You Going To Tour Again?" (Variation 4) "Please Adopt Me" "Please Marry Me" "Please *&^%$# Me" "*&%$# Me---Now" "Thanks For Everything" "When Are You Going To Play In City X Again?" (Variation 4) "Are You Going To Tour Again?" (Variation 5) "Please Finish Your New Album" (Variation 3) "Are You Going To Tour Again?" (Variation 6) |
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| MISCELLANEOUS | ||
| 237,014 6,551 |
Spam Unintelligible |
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