But in response to your requests
(and to help you identify fakes on various auction sites)
below we approximate the official merch sold at the shows this year.

: Merch designs from the 2008 Think Fast Tour are here
: Merch designs from the 2007 Heavy Rollers Tour are here
: Merch designs from the 2006 Steelyard Sugartooth McDan Tour are here  
: Merch designs from the 2003 Everything Must Go Tour are here  
: Merch designs from the 2000 Two Against Nature Tour are here 
: Merch designs from the '96 Art Crimes Tour are here