steely who?
the original band names
by tom schiller |
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F ew people know that before Steely Dan became Steely Dan, the boys performed and toured under 7,566 other names as part of a test marketing research investigation. In 1973, aided by the Windsor Unimax 5000 computer system, a test market research investigation was initiated by Jack Tafoya, a prominent record company executive with a penthouse apartment in the Brill building. As a result, the computer came up with 9,087 of the best names for the burgeoning group. Here is a list of the top fifty leading to the final selection: |
Source: Arnold Jeevis Never Heard of 'Em: Musical Groups' Original Band Names, Putnam and Rowes, Berlin, 1981.Penis Whip
Ocular Fillibrator
Oceans of Chocolate
Marsupial Soup
Thorax
Hard Donut
Slime Unit
Chucky Upchuck
Thigh Patties
Cold Stone Sea Monkey
Virginia Mastic Wiener Whistle
"The"
Conniption and Connivin'
The Blabberworks People
False Intelligence
Nabokov
The Pewterberg Faction
Shunt
The Lipstick Lizards
Sucktion
The Rambling Whippoorwills
Hi Jinx on Ice
Small Doses
Saliva, the Movie
Luvburst
Pennsylvania 911
Don and Greg
The Cuticles
Boric Acid
Shredded Brain Compote
Carolina num nums
The Don't Fucks
Sliding Curve
Bleckfast at Tiffany's
Road Hummer
Radical Pattycake
Thunderhurl
Iron Jaundice
The Bloody Stumps
Hard-as-steel Man
Strong Man
Steel Men
Steel-eye Pan
Steely Bob
Steely Robert
Steely Shiela
Sheedy, Allie
Sheedy Dan
Shelly Mann
and finally....
Steely Dan