August 25th, 2000
Attention Band Members: In as much as many of you have never been to Denmark before, and because the principals have been here on previous visits (Donald) or at least since Friday afternoon (Walter); and because there is so much to see and do here, and so little time for us to enjoy it all -- we have taken the liberty of preparing a short Danish phrase guide for use during your stay, presented in the form of a typical conversation that might take place or may in fact have already taken place. Good luck! |
English Danish Can you tell me where I might find a festive atmosphere? Er dette et godt tidspunkt at vise min tissemand på? I am an American musician Har du en ven med store bryster? I have come here for a concert engagement Måske ved du og/eller din veninde med de store bryster, hvor vi kan få fat i nogle ting og sager? because I understand that Copenhagen is a most beautiful city Ÿ og så kunne vi tre tage et sted hen og hygge os sammen We have a marvelous ensemble Det kunne måske tænkes at du havde lyst til at komme forbi og ordne rytme-sektionen? It's a very full sound! Og Lise kan tage sig af blæserne Our famous sound engineer is travelling with us Har du noget imod hvis vi også laver en lille film? plus we have three wonderful sexy singers ÿ vi har tre vidunderlige sexede sangere What? Oh, so this is your brother Per? What's happening, man? Skrid mand, min tur-manager er allerede på telefonen med ambassaden! AV! I didn't know that Denmark had any paratroopers! Helst ikke fingrene, okay? It has been wonderful talking to you, so long! Sig mig, hvor kan jeg købe nogle astringerende plastre og et klap til øjet på en søndag aften?