Art Crimes Japan: the language arts, that is
ITEM ONE: The Japanese have a unique and colorful way with the English language 
ITEM TWO: They take every opportunity to use English words and phrases to adorn their everyday lives
ITEM THREE: novel English constructions are highly prized for their proprietary sense of originality 
ITEM FOUR:
Some striking effects have been achieved...
ITEM FIVE:
although not without some costs...
ITEM SIX:
...in terms of sense or structural integrity
ITEM SEVEN:
But hey -who am I to be critical?
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